Population | 7.956 billion |
Capital | Unsettlement |
Leader | Asclepius |
Currency | kit |
Animal | beetle |
The Commonwealth of Healiopolis is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Asclepius with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.956 billion Healers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unsettlement. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Healiopolisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,455 trillion kits a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 182,975 kits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, the nation leads The North Pacific in per capita stalking, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, and babies are increasingly seen as a luxury. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Healiopolis's national animal is the beetle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Healiopolis is ranked 3,070th in the world and 153rd in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 129.52 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Healiopolis, babies are increasingly seen as a luxury.
- : Following new legislation in Healiopolis, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
- : Following new legislation in Healiopolis, the nation leads The North Pacific in per capita stalking.
- : Following new legislation in Healiopolis, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act.
- : Following new legislation in Healiopolis, police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly.
- : Following new legislation in Healiopolis, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia.
- : Following new legislation in Healiopolis, it is a silent spring in Healiopolis.
- : Following new legislation in Healiopolis, social care for the elderly consists of a self help leaflet and a kick on the backside.
- : Following new legislation in Healiopolis, crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop.
- : Following new legislation in Healiopolis, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap.