The Kingdom of Head of Baloo Kingdom Card Farming is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Baloo von Bruinwald XIII with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ritual sacrifices, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 7.708 billion Head of Baloo Kingdom Card Farmingians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baloo Kingdom City. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Head of Baloo Kingdom Card Farmingian economy, worth 872 trillion Prickly Pears a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,135 Prickly Pears, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young adults still believe that Bears deliver newborns to expecting parents, paper and ink publications are subsidised by the government to keep them in the black, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations, and citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Head of Baloo Kingdom Card Farming's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheran Christianity.

Head of Baloo Kingdom Card Farming is ranked 24,861^st in the world and 7^th in Baloo Kingdom Card Farm Plantation for Lowest Crime Rates, with 86.05 law-abiding acts per hour.