Population | 15.643 billion |
Capital | Boston |
Leader | Mayor |
Faith | Red Sox |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | falcon |
The City of Havath Toustuvia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mayor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, ritual sacrifices, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.643 billion Havath Toustuvians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boston. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Havath Toustuvian economy, worth a remarkable 3,613 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 231,022 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 685,891 per year while the poor average 61,044, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.
Electricity company executives pray nightly to Zeus and Thor, falcon-wagons to Boston are often canceled due to excessive levels of manure on the roads, the country is preparing for war, and Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Havath Toustuvia's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Red Sox.
Havath Toustuvia is ranked 10,667th in the world and 6th in Boston for Most Stationary, with 2,262.38842707048 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Havath Toustuvia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Havath Toustuvia, Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls.
- : Following new legislation in Havath Toustuvia, the country is preparing for war.
- : Following new legislation in Havath Toustuvia, falcon-wagons to Boston are often canceled due to excessive levels of manure on the roads.
- : Following new legislation in Havath Toustuvia, electricity company executives pray nightly to Zeus and Thor.
- : Following new legislation in Havath Toustuvia, no one is worried about government policies any more.
- : Following new legislation in Havath Toustuvia, government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience.
- : Following new legislation in Havath Toustuvia, clothed men and nude women illustrate the stark contrasts in the nation's equality laws.
- : Havath Toustuvia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nudest.
- : Following new legislation in Havath Toustuvia, citizens wouldn't recognise Mayor if they passed one another on the street.