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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 471stMost Ignorant Citizens: 792ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 998th
The City of
Father Knows Best State
Boston beats Boulder
Influence
Ambassador
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Havath Toustuvia

Population15.643 billion

CapitalBoston
LeaderMayor
FaithRed Sox

Currencydollar
Animalfalcon

The City of Havath Toustuvia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mayor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, ritual sacrifices, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.643 billion Havath Toustuvians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boston. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Havath Toustuvian economy, worth a remarkable 3,613 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 231,022 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 685,891 per year while the poor average 61,044, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.

Electricity company executives pray nightly to Zeus and Thor, falcon-wagons to Boston are often canceled due to excessive levels of manure on the roads, the country is preparing for war, and Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Havath Toustuvia's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Red Sox.

Havath Toustuvia is ranked 10,667th in the world and 6th in Boston for Most Stationary, with 2,262.38842707048 days.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 471stMost Ignorant Citizens: 792ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 998thLargest Black Market: 1,019thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,049thMost Primitive: 1,197thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,244thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,541stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,572ndLargest Retail Industry: 2,015thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,608thTop
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Most Avoided: 3,270thRudest Citizens: 3,819thFattest Citizens: 4,062ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,397thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,639thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,651stHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,406thMost Efficient Economies: 5,435thHighest Economic Output: 5,561stHighest Average Incomes: 6,751stLargest Governments: 7,415thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,723rdLargest Mining Sector: 8,822ndMost Stationary: 10,667thNudest: 13,342ndMost Influential: 14,059thTop
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Most Secular: 17,570thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,519thLargest Populations: 24,922ndLargest Welfare Programs: 27,103rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 28,164th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Havath Toustuvia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Havath Toustuvia, Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls.
  • : Following new legislation in Havath Toustuvia, the country is preparing for war.
  • : Following new legislation in Havath Toustuvia, falcon-wagons to Boston are often canceled due to excessive levels of manure on the roads.
  • : Following new legislation in Havath Toustuvia, electricity company executives pray nightly to Zeus and Thor.
  • : Following new legislation in Havath Toustuvia, no one is worried about government policies any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Havath Toustuvia, government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience.
  • : Following new legislation in Havath Toustuvia, clothed men and nude women illustrate the stark contrasts in the nation's equality laws.
  • : Havath Toustuvia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Havath Toustuvia, citizens wouldn't recognise Mayor if they passed one another on the street.

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