The Kejserlig Militærdiktatur of Hassimperium is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Militärischer Führungsrat und der Kaiser with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, infamous sell-swords, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.134 billion Hassbürgers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fästningsstad. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hassbürger economy, worth 810 trillion Kriegmarks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 258,648 Kriegmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, and the military is plagued with unethical researchers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hassimperium's national animal is the Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hassimperium is ranked 32,685^th in the world and 45^th in Europe for Most Extreme, scoring 38.27 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.