The Happy-Go-Lucky Land of HappyValley0012 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by James Franklin with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 40.355 billion Staters enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of University Park. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient HappyValleyan economy, worth a remarkable 7,827 trillion lion dineroes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 193,963 lion dineroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, the news is showing footage of James Franklin bullying an old man to the point of tears, James Franklin always arrives fashionably late and smelling of mushrooms, and visiting the best HappyValleyan restaurants requires keeping a visa on file. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HappyValley0012's national animal is the nittany lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

HappyValley0012 is ranked 3,136^th in the world and 1^st in Pennsylvania for Lowest Crime Rates, with 128.98 law-abiding acts per hour.