by Max Barry

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 5,936thLargest Retail Industry: 9,190thMost Avoided: 9,320th
The Radical of
Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Happyland Featured

Population1.39 billion



The Radical of Happyland Featured is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.39 billion Happyland Featuredians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Featurdistan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.4%.

The very strong Happyland Featuredian economy, worth 77.2 trillion cakes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 55,560 cakes, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

The upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, and the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem. Happyland Featured's national animal is the monster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Happyland Featured is ranked 99,062nd in the world and 4th in Hole To Hide In for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 123,746 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 5,936thLargest Retail Industry: 9,190thMost Avoided: 9,320thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,549thMost Armed: 13,538thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,340thLargest Mining Sector: 16,403rdMost Rebellious Youth: 16,823rdMost Secular: 18,131stHighest Crime Rates: 18,943rd

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