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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,349thHealthiest Citizens: 3,736thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,807th
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
God, Homeland, Liberty, Love
Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

HAPAM

Population3.828 billion

CapitalDevil
LeaderHappy
FaithHapamianity

CurrencyPeso
AnimalUnicorn

The Republic of HAPAM is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Happy with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, digital currency, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 3.828 billion HAPAMians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Devil. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient HAPAMian economy, worth 546 trillion Pesos a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,691 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, snitches get riches, and bad punctuation has come to a full stop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HAPAM's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hapamianity.

HAPAM is ranked 219,370th in the world and 10,939th in Balder for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 474.77 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,349thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 3,736thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,807thBest Weather: 3,935thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,294thMost Pacifist: 4,556thSafest: 4,965thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,978thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,482ndNicest Citizens: 5,587thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,618thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,081stLowest Crime Rates: 6,233rdMost Beautiful Environments: 7,592ndHighest Food Quality: 7,947thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,082ndMost Developed: 8,578thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,104thMost Inclusive: 9,793rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,036thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,378thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,519thMost Cultured: 11,088thSmartest Citizens: 11,365thMost Secular: 12,169thLargest Governments: 12,741stLeast Corrupt Governments: 13,569thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,118thTop
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Most Income Equality: 17,840thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,852ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,389thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,461stMost Subsidized Industry: 23,205thMost Efficient Economies: 23,930thHighest Average Incomes: 28,531st
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 126th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 188th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 190th in the regionBest Weather: 194th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 216th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 231st in the regionMost Pacifist: 261st in the regionSafest: 287th in the regionNicest Citizens: 288th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 294th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 304th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 307th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 359th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 409th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 415th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 419th in the regionMost Developed: 479th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 524th in the regionMost Inclusive: 528th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 559th in the regionMost Income Equality: 620th in the regionMost Cultured: 621st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 623rd in the regionLargest Governments: 633rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 643rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 655th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 758th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 818th in the regionMost Secular: 825th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,220th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,415th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,416th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1,471st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,638th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : HAPAM's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Following new legislation in HAPAM, bad punctuation has come to a full stop.
  • : Following new legislation in HAPAM, snitches get riches.
  • : Following new legislation in HAPAM, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines.
  • : Following new legislation in HAPAM, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.
  • : Following new legislation in HAPAM, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts".
  • : HAPAM's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : HAPAM applied to join the World Assembly.
  • : Following new legislation in HAPAM, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR.
  • : Following new legislation in HAPAM, senior literature classes are left analysing why Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm is so darn sunny.

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