The Republic of HAPAM is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Happy with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, digital currency, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 3.828 billion HAPAMians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Devil. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient HAPAMian economy, worth 546 trillion Pesos a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,691 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, snitches get riches, and bad punctuation has come to a full stop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HAPAM's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hapamianity.
HAPAM is ranked 219,370th in the world and 10,939th in Balder for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 474.77 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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HAPAM's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
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HAPAM, bad punctuation has come to a full stop.
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HAPAM, snitches get riches.
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HAPAM, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines.
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HAPAM, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.
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HAPAM, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts".
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HAPAM's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
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HAPAM applied to join the World Assembly.
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HAPAM, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR.
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HAPAM, senior literature classes are left analysing why Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm is so darn sunny.