The Commonwealth of Hampton Roads is a very large, genial nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 199 million Hampton Roadsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 51.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Hampton Roadsian economy, worth 6.99 trillion Dollars a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,117 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

New safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Hampton Roads to be bombproof, the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, and orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hampton Roads's national animal is the Mule, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hampton Roads is ranked 222,809^th in the world and 2,968^th in the South Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 47.73 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.