Population | 15.566 billion |
Capital | Pond City |
Currency | ducklings |
Animal | duck |
The Armed Federation of Haistinland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.566 billion Haistinlandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pond City. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Haistinlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,493 trillion ducklings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,158 ducklings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The people's love for Leader is little more than self-preservation, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!", concussed duckball players cannot remember their lineup position, and pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haistinland's national animal is the duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Haistinland is ranked 208,702nd in the world and 130th in The Pangaean Union for Most Stationary, with 37.98863540948 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Haistinland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Food and Drug Standards"".
- : Haistinland's influence in The Pangaean Union rose from "Hatchling" to "Squire".
- : Haistinland was admitted to the World Assembly.
- : Haistinland altered its national flag.
- : Haistinland applied to join the World Assembly.
- : Haistinland created a custom banner.
- : Haistinland created a custom banner.
- : Haistinland relocated from Balder to The Pangaean Union.
- : Haistinland was refounded in Balder.
- : Haistinland ceased to exist in The Pangaean Union.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.