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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,159thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,446thMost Cultured: 5,830th
The Armed Federation of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
This we'll defend
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Haistinland

Population15.566 billion

CapitalPond City

Currencyducklings
Animalduck

The Armed Federation of Haistinland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.566 billion Haistinlandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pond City. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Haistinlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,493 trillion ducklings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,158 ducklings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The people's love for Leader is little more than self-preservation, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!", concussed duckball players cannot remember their lineup position, and pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haistinland's national animal is the duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Haistinland is ranked 208,702nd in the world and 130th in The Pangaean Union for Most Stationary, with 37.98863540948 days.

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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,159thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,446thMost Cultured: 5,830thMost Developed: 6,141stHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,700thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,794thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,876thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,933rdLowest Crime Rates: 7,314thSafest: 7,412thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,513thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,579thSmartest Citizens: 7,597thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,036thLargest Governments: 8,163rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,710thMost Armed: 9,134thHighest Food Quality: 9,207thHighest Economic Output: 9,230thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,329thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,695thHealthiest Citizens: 10,143rdBest Weather: 10,278thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,866thMost Efficient Economies: 12,319thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 16,015thMost Secular: 16,127thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,299thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,350thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,358thHighest Average Incomes: 18,761stMost Subsidized Industry: 18,953rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 19,952ndMost Inclusive: 20,182ndMost Patriotic: 21,308thLargest Populations: 25,214thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27,074th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionMost Income Equality: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the region

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