The ⠎⠞⠑⠁⠇⠞⠓ ⠧⠊⠗⠥⠎ of Hackers is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 1.569 billion Hackers enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The strong Hacker economy, worth 89.3 trillion computer chips a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 56,890 computer chips, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 368,793 per year while the poor average 3,509, a ratio of 105 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Hackers's national animal is the virus, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Hackers is ranked 207,342^nd in the world and 2,545^th in Ambition for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 740.27 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.