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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 892ndMost Influential: 2,530thLowest Crime Rates: 2,626th
The People's Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Niemand kann dem Tod entkommen
Sparax Epolonius Jr
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Habanan

Population14.197 billion

CapitalKazumri
LeaderSparax Epolonius Jr
FaithLord Sparax Epolonius

CurrencyHaban dollar
AnimalHabanan Lion

The People's Republic of Habanan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Sparax Epolonius Jr with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.197 billion Habananians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazumri. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Habananian economy, worth a remarkable 2,432 trillion Haban dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 171,372 Haban dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Army doctors who come under attack defend themselves by using stethoscopes like nunchaku, nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as the seat of government, atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum, and quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Habanan's national animal is the Habanan Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lord Sparax Epolonius.

Habanan is ranked 16,788th in the world and 730th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 97 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 892ndMost Influential: 2,530thLowest Crime Rates: 2,626thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,465thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,689thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,975thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,946thLargest Governments: 5,035thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,053rdMost Armed: 5,597thMost Developed: 5,861stMost Beautiful Environments: 6,399thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,606thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,813thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,334thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,694thSmartest Citizens: 8,827thHighest Economic Output: 9,455thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,492ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,190thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,314thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,351stMost Efficient Economies: 12,200thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,848thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,888thBest Weather: 14,562ndTop
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Most Patriotic: 15,399thHighest Average Incomes: 15,479thMost Cultured: 16,788thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,925thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,424thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24,547thLargest Populations: 28,493rdHighest Food Quality: 28,791stLargest Welfare Programs: 29,069thMost Devout: 29,530thLargest Publishing Industry: 29,809thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 30,244th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 84th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 104th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 125th in the regionMost Armed: 138th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 172nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 183rd in the regionLargest Governments: 238th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 247th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 253rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 256th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 257th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 297th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 299th in the regionMost Developed: 300th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 327th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 354th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 386th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 417th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 437th in the regionMost Patriotic: 444th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 445th in the regionLargest Populations: 470th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 478th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 496th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 511th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 514th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 554th in the regionMost Influential: 608th in the regionBest Weather: 674th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 702nd in the region

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