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The Womyn's Paradise of
Psychotic Dictatorship
From each to his ability, each according to her needs!
Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Gynostan

Population23.093 billion

CapitalFemininegrad
LeaderSister Number One
FaithGoddess Worship

CurrencyCredit
AnimalCat

The Womyn's Paradise of Gynostan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sister Number One with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory vegetarianism, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.093 billion Gynos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — prioritizes Defense, with Environment and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Femininegrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Gyno economy, worth an astonishing 17,005 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is a breathtaking 736,376 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags, oddly simian-looking religious thugs beat up anyone who suggests humans are related to monkeys, Sister Number One claims tax rises are the result of 'curses', and 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gynostan's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goddess Worship.

Gynostan is ranked 245,558th in the world and 6th in Pontbridge Islands for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -109.58 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1stMost Devout: 2ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5thLargest Governments: 5thLowest Crime Rates: 6thBest Weather: 6thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8thHighest Poor Incomes: 9thMost Primitive: 11thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16thMost Corrupt Governments: 18thLargest Black Market: 20thMost Subsidized Industry: 22ndLongest Average Lifespans: 36thHighest Average Incomes: 64thMost Advanced Public Education: 70thHighest Economic Output: 116thMost Ignorant Citizens: 120thHealthiest Citizens: 135thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 156thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 235thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 285thLargest Welfare Programs: 304thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 508thMost Efficient Economies: 550thMost Stationary: 979thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,396thMost Conservative: 1,990thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,151stMost Authoritarian: 2,372ndTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,658thLargest Populations: 5,232ndMost Influential: 7,521stTop
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Most Developed: 14,196thMost Extreme: 15,260thMost Income Equality: 15,875thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,102nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, Sister Number One claims tax rises are the result of 'curses'.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, oddly simian-looking religious thugs beat up anyone who suggests humans are related to monkeys.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, the government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, the education system has gotten a recent boost in spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, billions of Credits are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, war criminals are given full state funerals.

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