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The Womyn's Paradise of
Psychotic Dictatorship
From each to his ability, each according to her needs!
Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Gynostan

Population22.028 billion

CapitalFemininegrad
LeaderSister Number One
FaithGoddess Worship

CurrencyCredit
AnimalCat

The Womyn's Paradise of Gynostan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sister Number One with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.028 billion Gynos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — prioritizes Defense, with Environment and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Femininegrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Gyno economy, worth an astonishing 15,639 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is a breathtaking 709,969 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, every week is blindness awareness week, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, and enemy agents often find themselves caught in a bind. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gynostan's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goddess Worship.

Gynostan is ranked 229,513th in the world and 5th in Pontbridge Islands for Least Corrupt Governments, with 0.48 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1stMost Devout: 2ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rdBest Weather: 5thMost Beautiful Environments: 5thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6thLargest Governments: 6thHighest Poor Incomes: 7thLowest Crime Rates: 7thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9thMost Primitive: 10thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15thMost Subsidized Industry: 19thMost Corrupt Governments: 19thLargest Black Market: 21stLongest Average Lifespans: 35thHighest Average Incomes: 74thMost Ignorant Citizens: 92ndMost Advanced Public Education: 95thHealthiest Citizens: 145thHighest Economic Output: 149thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 183rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 345thLargest Welfare Programs: 357thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 414thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 620thMost Efficient Economies: 657thMost Conservative: 947thMost Stationary: 1,013thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,816thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,102ndTop
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Most Extreme: 2,328thMost Authoritarian: 2,964thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,013thLargest Populations: 5,309thMost Influential: 7,509thTop
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Most Income Equality: 14,439thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,551st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, enemy agents often find themselves caught in a bind.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, the navy is hoping to hear the enemy shout "you sank my battleship!".
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, glamping Gynos won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, smiling in public is seen as criminally suspicious behaviour.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, foreign casinos have trouble paying fans who bet on the Femininegrad Cats' triumph against long odds.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, the nation's spies are always on break time.

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