Population | 8.069 billion |
Capital | Vadodara |
Leader | Aryamik |
Faith | Sanatan Dharma |
Currency | Rupee |
Animal | Asian Elephant |
The Sanatan Military Junta of Gujarati Republic is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Aryamik with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.069 billion Gujarati republicans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vadodara. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Gujarati Republician economy, worth a remarkable 1,964 trillion Rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 243,419 Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Designer truncheons are the latest law enforcement fashion craze, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, AI chatbots generate grayscale images when asked for a picture of the truth, and Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gujarati Republic's national animal is the Asian Elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Sanatan Dharma.
Gujarati Republic is ranked 310,170th in the world and 80th in India for Most Primitive, scoring -613.03 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Gujarati Republic lodged a message on the India Regional Message Board.
- : Gujarati Republic was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The सनातन साम्राज्य of Indus Valley Civilization, killing 11 million zombies.
- : Gujarati Republic lodged a message on the India Regional Message Board.
- : Gujarati Republic lodged a message on the India Regional Message Board.
- : Gujarati Republic lodged a message on the India Regional Message Board.
- : Gujarati Republic lodged a message on the India Regional Message Board.
- : Gujarati Republic lodged a message on the India Regional Message Board.
- : Gujarati Republic lodged a message on the India Regional Message Board.
- : Gujarati Republic lodged a message on the India Regional Message Board.
- : Gujarati Republic lodged a message on the India Regional Message Board.