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Most Patriotic: 983rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,627thLowest Crime Rates: 1,824th
The Sanatan Military Junta of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Gujarat, the pride of India!
Aryamik
Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Gujarati Republic

Population8.069 billion

CapitalVadodara
LeaderAryamik
FaithSanatan Dharma

CurrencyRupee
AnimalAsian Elephant

The Sanatan Military Junta of Gujarati Republic is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Aryamik with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.069 billion Gujarati republicans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vadodara. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Gujarati Republician economy, worth a remarkable 1,964 trillion Rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 243,419 Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Designer truncheons are the latest law enforcement fashion craze, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, AI chatbots generate grayscale images when asked for a picture of the truth, and Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gujarati Republic's national animal is the Asian Elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Sanatan Dharma.

Gujarati Republic is ranked 310,170th in the world and 80th in India for Most Primitive, scoring -613.03 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Patriotic: 983rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,627thLowest Crime Rates: 1,824thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,200thMost Armed: 2,344thLargest Governments: 2,451stHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,633rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,676thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,722ndMost Developed: 2,849thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,930thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,771stHealthiest Citizens: 3,806thSmartest Citizens: 4,100thMost Influential: 4,397thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,536thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,626thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,887thHighest Average Incomes: 6,013thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,078thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,054thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,204thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,620thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,597thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,034thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,803rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,852ndMost Secular: 11,018thHighest Economic Output: 14,019thMost Cultured: 14,796thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17,759thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,760thHighest Food Quality: 19,093rdLargest Mining Sector: 19,408thLargest Retail Industry: 21,898thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,447thMost Income Equality: 23,898thSafest: 27,389th
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Most Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionMost Income Equality: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the region

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