The Ambassador of Guinea Kiribati is a colossal, pleasant nation, ruled by Malady UnNamed with an even hand, and renowned for its burgeoning parrot population. The hard-working population of 6.026 billion Guinea Kiribatians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guinea Kiribati City. The average income tax rate is 18.0%.

The Guinea Kiribatian economy, worth 262 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 43,608 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion, Guinea Kiribati has designated Guinea Kiribati City as its capital city, and Malady UnNamed has just been declared ruler of Guinea Kiribati in an international press conference. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guinea Kiribati's national animal is the parrot.

Guinea Kiribati is ranked 282,381^st in the world and 19^th in Guinea Kiribati for Most Extreme, scoring 5.36 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.