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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,617thMost Primitive: 1,809thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,914th
The Blessed Confederation of
Right-wing Utopia
For God! For Glory! For Perfect Games!
Influence
Superpower
Steward of the Region and Defender of the Faith
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Guardians of the Holy Bowling Alley

Population25.876 billion

CapitalThe Holy Bowling Alley's Basement
LeaderSir Matthew Hallett
FaithRomanicist Christianity

CurrencyBowling Ball
AnimalPhoenix

The Blessed Confederation of Guardians of the Holy Bowling Alley is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sir Matthew Hallett with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 25.876 billion Holy Bowlers are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Holy Bowling Alley's Basement. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.5%.

The all-consuming Holy Bowler economy, worth a remarkable 2,560 trillion Bowling Balls a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 98,963 Bowling Balls, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 485,622 per year while the poor average 11,542, a ratio of 42.1 to 1.

Sir Matthew Hallett's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, God took rock and roll from you, took rock and roll from everyone, commemoration of the Great The Nation of Nations and Friends War costs almost as much as the war itself, and concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Guardians of the Holy Bowling Alley's national animal is the Phoenix, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Romanicist Christianity.

Guardians of the Holy Bowling Alley is ranked 6,285th in the world and 1st in The Nation of Nations and Friends for Most Stationary, with 2,918.00047970072 days.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,617thMost Primitive: 1,809thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,914thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,987thMost Devout: 3,035thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,813thFattest Citizens: 5,710thMost Stationary: 6,285thLargest Populations: 7,130thMost Influential: 7,413thHighest Economic Output: 8,933rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,264thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,379thMost Avoided: 9,669thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,210thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,436thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,583rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,768thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,653rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,981stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27,206thMost Cheerful Citizens: 27,592nd

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