The Republic of GU 25th Division is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its frequent executions and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.782 billion GU 25th Divisionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 15.6%.

The GU 25th Divisionian economy, worth 92.4 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 51,865 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths, the death penalty has been reintroduced, and major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. GU 25th Division's national animal is the squirrel, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

GU 25th Division is ranked 225,338^th in the world and 6^th in Northern Epirus for Largest Governments, scoring 9.8 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.