The Empire of Gregorg is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.168 billion Gregorgians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of AHILL. The average income tax rate is 33.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Gregorgian economy, worth 108 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,271 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Gregorgian lands, everyone hates people who encourage hate, and the family of Leader bite their thumbs at paparazzi intrusions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gregorg's national animal is the Greg, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Leaderism.

Gregorg is ranked 97,470^th in the world and 1^st in North Greenland for Largest Governments, scoring 16.88 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.