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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,392ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,104thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,582nd
The Confederacy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Life, Liberty, Love
Influence
Diplomat
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Greater Yankavo

Population4.81 billion

CapitalDalby
LeaderEustace Pierce

CurrencyMaxim
AnimalUnicorn

The Confederacy of Greater Yankavo is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Eustace Pierce with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working population of 4.81 billion Greater Yankavoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dalby. The average income tax rate is 60.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Greater Yankavoan economy, worth 659 trillion Maxims a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 137,045 Maxims, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, a surprising number of police officers have been arrested for Unicorn sacrifices, and vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Yankavo's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Greater Yankavo is ranked 30,605th in the world and 11th in United Nations UN for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 6,051.33 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,392ndTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,104thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,582ndMost Cultured: 10,189thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 12,329thMost Developed: 13,392ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,592ndHighest Poor Incomes: 13,623rdNicest Citizens: 15,011thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,015thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,561stMost Efficient Economies: 16,027thMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,642ndHighest Average Incomes: 17,512thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,919thMost Inclusive: 19,009thSmartest Citizens: 19,028thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,595thLowest Crime Rates: 20,854thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,358thLargest Governments: 22,127thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,771stLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,307th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Greater Yankavo, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Yankavo, a surprising number of police officers have been arrested for Unicorn sacrifices.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Yankavo, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Yankavo, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Yankavo, Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Greater Yankavo.
  • : Greater Yankavo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Yankavo, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Yankavo, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Yankavo, elected officials often serve for decades in a single term.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Yankavo, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic.

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