The Socialist Republic of Greater Vietnam is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vladimir Lenin with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.787 billion Vietnamese love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Environment, and Administration are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leningrad. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Greater Vietnamian economy, worth a remarkable 4,936 trillion VNDS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 358,041 VNDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected, the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime is totally unknown. Greater Vietnam's national animal is the Water Buffalo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Greater Vietnam is ranked 5,492^nd in the world and 20^th in The Internationale for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 14,211.91 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.