The Harp of Greater Uiopia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Asdf with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.586 billion Greater Uiopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Healthcare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Typingtonia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.4%.

The powerhouse Greater Uiopian economy, worth 667 trillion types a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 119,465 types, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

Chocolate in Greater Uiopia has its flavour enhanced by the salty tears of enslaved factory workers, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, the purgative quality of Greater Uiopian cuisine is known across the globe, and many believe that the only good killer is a dead killer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Uiopia's national animal is the killer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cultism.

Greater Uiopia is ranked 105,903^rd in the world and 11^th in Chessboard for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 3,610.67 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.