Population | 23.375 billion |
Capital | Bukit Singa |
Leader | Mr Whatever |
Faith | Mlekobrowning |
Currency | Pinang |
Animal | Penanian Biały Kura |
The Former WAD Dominator of Greater New Poland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Mr Whatever with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, vat-grown people, and digital currency. The compassionate, cheerful population of 23.375 billion Penanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bukit Singa. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Penanian economy, worth a remarkable 8,505 trillion Pinangs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 363,854 Pinangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The people's love for Mr Whatever is little more than self-preservation, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, and political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater New Poland's national animal is the Penanian Biały Kura, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mlekobrowning.
Greater New Poland is ranked 78,197th in the world and 14th in International Northwestern Union for Most Stationary, with 619.59958956712 days.
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- : Greater New Poland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Greater New Poland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Greater New Poland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies.
- : Greater New Poland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombified.
- : Greater New Poland was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Narcotic of GATITanisTAN, infecting 1,047 million survivors.
- : Greater New Poland was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Narcotic of GATITanisTAN, infecting 1,178 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : Greater New Poland was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Narcotic of GATITanisTAN, infecting 755 million survivors.
- : Greater New Poland lodged a message on the International Northwestern Union Regional Message Board.
- : Greater New Poland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Injunct Algerheaven".
- : Greater New Poland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom of Opinion and Belief".