The True Patrioten Imperium of Great Patriums is a massive, safe nation, ruled by True Emperor Alexander V with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.712 billion Great Patriumsians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leyler City. The average income tax rate is 18.6%.

The powerhouse Great Patriumsian economy, worth 274 trillion Patriosmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 101,042 Patriosmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, and when their backs are against the walls Great Patriumsians look out for gay men. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Patriums's national animal is the Patrioten Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Patrioten Catholicism.

Great Patriums is ranked 15,660^th in the world and 1^st in United Confederation of Planets for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 8,414.07 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.