Great Liberal Land of True Serbia
Population | 14.652 billion |
Capital | Smile Island |
Leader | Lady Moro |
Faith | Dreaming |
Currency | smile |
Animal | sea angel |
The Surreal Wonderland of Great Liberal Land of True Serbia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lady Moro with an iron fist, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.652 billion Serbs are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Smile Island. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Serbian economy, worth a remarkable 6,904 trillion smiles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 471,216 smiles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
Barbers who trim a few inches of hair bill the government for their labor, military pistols are more secure than the national treasury, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, and Serbian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Great Liberal Land of True Serbia's national animal is the sea angel, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Dreaming.
Great Liberal Land of True Serbia is ranked 1,457th in the world and 2nd in Eientei Gensokyo for Lowest Crime Rates, with 156.77 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Great Liberal Land of True Serbia, Serbian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump.
- : Following new legislation in Great Liberal Land of True Serbia, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons.
- : Following new legislation in Great Liberal Land of True Serbia, military pistols are more secure than the national treasury.
- : Following new legislation in Great Liberal Land of True Serbia, barbers who trim a few inches of hair bill the government for their labor.
- : Following new legislation in Great Liberal Land of True Serbia, Lady Moro panders to nontraditional families.
- : Following new legislation in Great Liberal Land of True Serbia, Serbs incessantly needle their doctors for relief.
- : Following new legislation in Great Liberal Land of True Serbia, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans.
- : Following new legislation in Great Liberal Land of True Serbia, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
- : Following new legislation in Great Liberal Land of True Serbia, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks.
- : Following new legislation in Great Liberal Land of True Serbia, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 2 » Homuhomuhomu and Stanistani.