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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 128thMost Subsidized Industry: 260thMost Advanced Public Transport: 280th
The Surreal Wonderland of
Mother Knows Best State
!!THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP!!
Lady Moro
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Great Liberal Land of True Serbia

Population14.652 billion

CapitalSmile Island
LeaderLady Moro
FaithDreaming

Currencysmile
Animalsea angel

The Surreal Wonderland of Great Liberal Land of True Serbia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lady Moro with an iron fist, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.652 billion Serbs are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Smile Island. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Serbian economy, worth a remarkable 6,904 trillion smiles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 471,216 smiles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Barbers who trim a few inches of hair bill the government for their labor, military pistols are more secure than the national treasury, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, and Serbian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Great Liberal Land of True Serbia's national animal is the sea angel, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Dreaming.

Great Liberal Land of True Serbia is ranked 1,457th in the world and 2nd in Eientei Gensokyo for Lowest Crime Rates, with 156.77 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 128thMost Subsidized Industry: 260thMost Advanced Public Transport: 280thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 313thLargest Information Technology Sector: 414thMost Secular: 519thHighest Average Tax Rates: 987thLargest Governments: 1,039thMost Cultured: 1,270thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,308thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,369thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,446thLowest Crime Rates: 1,457thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,526thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,562ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,708thSmartest Citizens: 1,835thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,936thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,262ndLargest Welfare Programs: 2,382ndTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 4,525thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,774thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,595thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,571stHealthiest Citizens: 13,407thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 17,310thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,990thLargest Populations: 27,474th
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Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the region

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