Population | 1.042 billion |
Capital | Infinity |
Leader | Great Dictator |
Faith | Russian Orthodox |
Currency | Pound |
Animal | Cat |
The Glorious People's Republic of Great Britons is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Great Dictator with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.042 billion Britons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Infinity. The average income tax rate is 81.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Great Britonsian economy, worth 121 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 116,982 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Great Dictator's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, using "inspect element" is grounds for espionage charges, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Britons's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Russian Orthodox.
Great Britons is ranked 290,984th in the world and 4,756th in the South Pacific for Most Secular, with 8.51 Atheism Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Great Britons lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Great Britons, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
- : Following new legislation in Great Britons, using "inspect element" is grounds for espionage charges.
- : Following new legislation in Great Britons, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
- : Following new legislation in Great Britons, Great Dictator's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army.
- : Great Britons was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Extreme.
- : Following new legislation in Great Britons, Britons believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun.
- : Great Britons lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Great Britons lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Great Britons, to 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase.