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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,668thMost Influential: 4,658thMost Authoritarian: 5,242nd
The Glorious People's Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
The weak should quiver when Great Dictator gets mad
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Great Britons

Population1.042 billion

CapitalInfinity
LeaderGreat Dictator
FaithRussian Orthodox

CurrencyPound
AnimalCat

The Glorious People's Republic of Great Britons is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Great Dictator with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.042 billion Britons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Infinity. The average income tax rate is 81.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Great Britonsian economy, worth 121 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 116,982 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Great Dictator's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, using "inspect element" is grounds for espionage charges, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Britons's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Russian Orthodox.

Great Britons is ranked 290,984th in the world and 4,756th in the South Pacific for Most Secular, with 8.51 Atheism Rate.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,668thMost Influential: 4,658thMost Authoritarian: 5,242ndLowest Crime Rates: 7,800thMost Patriotic: 7,858thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,515thSafest: 12,310thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,566thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,456thHealthiest Citizens: 15,280thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,920thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,131stMost Conservative: 18,029thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,502ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,750thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,988thMost Income Equality: 22,159thLargest Governments: 23,620thMost Corrupt Governments: 24,013thMost Advanced Public Education: 24,793rdMost Devout: 24,936thBest Weather: 27,418thSmartest Citizens: 27,796thMost Beautiful Environments: 28,048thMost Scientifically Advanced: 29,100thMost Extreme: 30,239th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 98th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 102nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 110th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 190th in the regionMost Extreme: 191st in the regionMost Patriotic: 193rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 284th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 293rd in the regionSafest: 316th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 367th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 374th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 376th in the regionMost Conservative: 383rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 386th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 411th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 439th in the regionMost Devout: 449th in the regionMost Income Equality: 450th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 461st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 464th in the regionMost Influential: 472nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 482nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Great Britons lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Great Britons, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Following new legislation in Great Britons, using "inspect element" is grounds for espionage charges.
  • : Following new legislation in Great Britons, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
  • : Following new legislation in Great Britons, Great Dictator's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army.
  • : Great Britons was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Great Britons, Britons believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun.
  • : Great Britons lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Great Britons lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Great Britons, to 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase.

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