The United Kingdom of Great Britain-and Northern Ireland is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 483 million Brits are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming British economy, worth 44.4 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 91,891 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, the tax department is having withdrawal symptoms, the logging industry is celebrating as tourists plaster Great Britain-and Northern Ireland with trees, and legitimate job descriptions now include "smiling and waving". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Britain-and Northern Ireland's national animal is the lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Great Britain-and Northern Ireland is ranked 274,067^th in the world and 55^th in NATO 2022 for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -6.15 on the Hickory Productivity Index.