The Social and Corporate State of Grand Milania is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by illustrious supreme leader Erick Raskopf with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.958 billion Grand Milanians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Milanbourg. The average income tax rate is 41.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Grand Milanian economy, worth 997 trillion linars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 201,148 linars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Grand Milanian doors require a Ph.D. to open, retirees make up the bulk of foreign students, diplomacy is a foreign concept to Grand Milanians, and balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grand Milania's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Cult of Personality.

Grand Milania is ranked 115,817^th in the world and 593^rd in Europe for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 2,784.63 on the Hickory Productivity Index.