The Republic of Goslania is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, frequent executions, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 898 million Goslanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 40.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Goslanian economy, worth 94.7 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,509 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

A soldier's body is a temple, frat-house partying has become the national pastime, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-dollar charge on their phone bill, and the Federal Council of Goslania has been announced as the new Head of State. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Goslania's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Goslania is ranked 295,576^th in the world and 786^th in the Plains of Perdition for Most Secular, with 7.44 Atheism Rate.