Population | 838 million |
Capital | Capy |
Leader | Gort |
Currency | Yuzu |
Animal | Capybara |
The Holy Empire of Gortolomew is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by Gort with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 838 million Gortos hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Environment, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capy. The average income tax rate is 49.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Gorto economy, worth 63.6 trillion Yuzus a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,941 Yuzus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Gort has just been declared ruler of Gortolomew in an international press conference, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, Gortolomew successfully hosted the the Rejected Realms Olympics, and nano-Capybaras are the current fad sweeping the nation. Crime is totally unknown. Gortolomew's national animal is the Capybara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Gortolomew is ranked 270,434th in the world and 6,367th in the Rejected Realms for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 1.58 missed references per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Gortolomew was endorsed by The Pacifist Peoples of Andromeda Islands.
- : Following new legislation in Gortolomew, nano-Capybaras are the current fad sweeping the nation.
- : Following new legislation in Gortolomew, Gortolomew successfully hosted the the Rejected Realms Olympics.
- : Following new legislation in Gortolomew, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
- : Gortolomew voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Jar Wattinree".
- : Gortolomew voted against the World Assembly Resolution " Obesity Awareness".
- : Gortolomew endorsed The Grand Duchy of Courage Caverns.
- : Gortolomew endorsed The Iɱαɠιɳαɾყ Cσυɳƚɾყ of New Anarchisticstan.
- : Gortolomew was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of Courage Caverns.
- : Gortolomew was endorsed by The Iɱαɠιɳαɾყ Cσυɳƚɾყ of New Anarchisticstan.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 11 » Angbhand, Inclement Space, Chocolatistan, Orcuo, Mad Jack Is Rejected, Toerana, Panthalasa Empirivm, Sealand newam, New Anarchisticstan, Courage Caverns, and Andromeda Islands.