The Dictatorship of Goopycalamari15 is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its burgeoning Zebra population. The hard-working population of 401 million Goopycalamari15ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 25.2%.

The Goopycalamari15ian economy, worth 15.2 trillion Dollars a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is 37,811 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate. Goopycalamari15's national animal is the Zebra.

Goopycalamari15 is ranked 152,468^th in the world and 245^th in Frozen Circle for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 50 Whatever.