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Fattest Citizens: 539thHighest Crime Rates: 617thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 639th
The Autonomous Collective of
Left-Leaning College State
Don't start none, won't be none.
Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo
Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Gonzlandia

Population24.427 billion

CapitalVault 101
LeaderJoey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo

CurrencyBottlecap
AnimalDeathclaw

The Autonomous Collective of Gonzlandia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 24.427 billion Gonzlanders enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vault 101. The average income tax rate is 1.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gonzlandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,144 trillion Bottlecaps a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 210,587 Bottlecaps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", visiting the best Gonzlandian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, and getting an abortion takes less hassle than writing a letter. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Gonzlandia's national animal is the Deathclaw, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Gonzlandia is ranked 150,189th in the world and 14th in Mordor for Most Stationary, with 160.94140394188 days.

Top
1%
Fattest Citizens: 539thHighest Crime Rates: 617thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 639thMost Armed: 765thMost Rebellious Youth: 891stLargest Retail Industry: 922ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,121stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,299thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,569thRudest Citizens: 1,683rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,824thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,570thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,597thTop
5%
Most Avoided: 2,981stMost Cultured: 3,078thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,132ndHighest Economic Output: 3,173rdMost Efficient Economies: 3,523rdMost Influential: 4,824thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,681stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,238thSmartest Citizens: 6,293rdHighest Average Incomes: 8,729thLargest Populations: 8,859thMost Inclusive: 9,353rdLargest Gambling Industry: 10,267thLargest Black Market: 11,349thHighest Food Quality: 12,797thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,049thTop
10%
Most Advanced Public Education: 18,766thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18,955thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 21,148thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,670thHighest Drug Use: 25,751stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26,601stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26,712th
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10%
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gonzlandia's influence in Mordor rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : Gonzlandia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Gonzlandia, getting an abortion takes less hassle than writing a letter.
  • : Following new legislation in Gonzlandia, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
  • : Following new legislation in Gonzlandia, visiting the best Gonzlandian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file.
  • : Following new legislation in Gonzlandia, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
  • : Following new legislation in Gonzlandia, former arms manufacturing CEOs are now delivering food for minimum wage.
  • : Gonzlandia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".
  • : Gonzlandia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
  • : Gonzlandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.

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