The Technocratic Military State of Goldgamia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by King Baran I with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 8.048 billion Goldgamians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goldgamia City. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Goldgamian economy, worth a remarkable 3,339 trillion Goldgamian Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 414,959 Goldgamian Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, the nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs, video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality, and a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goldgamia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Goldgamia is ranked 30,082^nd in the world and 2^nd in The Global Democratic Union for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 5,890.95 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.