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Most Patriotic: 673rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 741stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 830th
The Military-Feudal Junta of
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Hail the Confederation!
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Golden Impirial Utopia

Population3.505 billion

LeaderMilitary-Noble Council
FaithThe Church of Confederacy

Currencydigital credit

The Military-Feudal Junta of Golden Impirial Utopia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Military-Noble Council with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.505 billion Golden Impirial Utopians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magistratum. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Golden Impirial Utopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,156 trillion digital credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 330,062 digital credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, Air Golden Impirial Utopia is rumored to receive more government funding than the Golden Impirial Utopian Air Force, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, and funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Golden Impirial Utopia's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Church of Confederacy.

Golden Impirial Utopia is ranked 231,108th in the world and 248th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 18.17 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Most Patriotic: 673rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 741stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 830thHighest Poor Incomes: 834thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,114thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,245thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,250thHighest Average Incomes: 1,610thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,135thLowest Crime Rates: 2,188thTop
Largest Governments: 2,411thLargest Black Market: 2,445thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,559thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,690thMost Influential: 3,125thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,495thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,874thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,875thMost Devout: 3,974thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,060thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,097thMost Developed: 4,276thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,028thLargest Mining Sector: 5,222ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,260thLargest Retail Industry: 5,370thMost Efficient Economies: 5,474thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,784thHealthiest Citizens: 6,318thSmartest Citizens: 6,669thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,596thMost Cultured: 8,051stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,683rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,813thRudest Citizens: 9,631stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,315thTop
Highest Economic Output: 16,385thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,233rd
Largest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionMost Patriotic: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18th in the regionMost Developed: 19th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 19th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionMost Cultured: 24th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the region

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