The Theocracy of Godsafety is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The prophetic Prophet with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.801 billion Godsafetyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jérusalem. The average income tax rate is 80.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Godsafetyian economy, worth 244 trillion God lira's a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 87,158 God lira's, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles, people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled, and the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Godsafety's national animal is the centipedes, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Godsafety is ranked 26,923^rd in the world and 11^th in Cape of Good Hope for Largest Black Market, with 100 trillion Standard Monetary Units.