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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,987thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,061stLongest Average Lifespans: 3,248th
The Federation of
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Justice, Piety, Loyalty
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Economy
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God valley

Population4.05 billion

CapitalR'lyeh
Leaderkarandur
Faithlaico

CurrencyRyo
AnimalLećo

The Federation of God valley is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by karandur with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.05 billion God valleyians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of R'lyeh. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient God valleyian economy, worth 784 trillion Ryoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 193,662 Ryoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation, Karandur can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids, aspiring musicians couldn't give away their music if they tried, and it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. God valley's national animal is the Lećo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is laico.

God valley is ranked 292,354th in the world and 642nd in The Communist Bloc for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 9,295.78 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,987thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,061stTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 3,248thMost Pacifist: 3,264thHealthiest Citizens: 3,312thNicest Citizens: 3,457thMost Influential: 3,523rdLowest Crime Rates: 3,627thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,647thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,661stMost Inclusive: 3,883rdHighest Food Quality: 4,092ndMost Efficient Economies: 4,208thMost Developed: 4,383rdSafest: 4,504thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,750thSmartest Citizens: 4,821stBest Weather: 5,174thLargest Governments: 5,182ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,738thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,858thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,159thMost Cultured: 6,653rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,330thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,441stMost Subsidized Industry: 8,487thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,825thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,030thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,355thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,797thHighest Average Incomes: 12,321stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,934thMost Secular: 15,317thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 25,288thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25,334thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27,215th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 42nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 45th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 59th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 62nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 72nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 80th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 81st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 82nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 82nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 84th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 90th in the regionMost Average: 93rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 99th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 103rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 105th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in God valley, it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans.
  • : Following new legislation in God valley, aspiring musicians couldn't give away their music if they tried.
  • : Following new legislation in God valley, Karandur can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids.
  • : Following new legislation in God valley, the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in God valley, search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country.
  • : Following new legislation in God valley, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : Following new legislation in God valley, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts.
  • : Following new legislation in God valley, sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors.
  • : Following new legislation in God valley, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
  • : Following new legislation in God valley, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of God valley's radio stations.

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