The Constitutional Union of God Tere Norld is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Joseph Sokolov with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, devout population of 13.932 billion Norldians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 52.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Norldian economy, worth a remarkable 2,561 trillion Olens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 183,866 Olens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Moscow to enjoy their national art, homeless people dying of starvation are thought to be a necessary cost of preventing terrorism, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster, and candidates make campaign speeches at the funerals of former rivals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. God Tere Norld's national animal is the Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

God Tere Norld is ranked 26,552^nd in the world and 6^th in CISB Reforged for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.88 law-abiding acts per hour.