Population | 7.602 billion |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | kiwi |
The Empire of Goblin 2 is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 7.602 billion Goblin 2ians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 23.2%.
The all-consuming Goblin 2ian economy, worth 496 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 65,321 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.
The smell of tobacco is often smelt around legislative buildings across the nation, neighboring nations are tired of Goblin 2's big fish stories, the government loves seeing the little people fight, and there's never a spare chair in the retirement home. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Goblin 2's national animal is the kiwi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Goblin 2 is ranked 52,048th in the world and 17th in Gobbotopia for Most Stationary, with 855.16127214088 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Goblin 2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Goblin 2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Goblin 2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Goblin 2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : Goblin 2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Goblin 2's influence in Gobbotopia fell from "Auxiliary" to "Ambassador".
- : Goblin 2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Primitive.
- : Goblin 2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Primitive.
- : Goblin 2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : Goblin 2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.