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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 161stMost Influential: 360thMost Secular: 477th
The Tri-Planetary Coalition of
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Peace, Freedom, Unity, and Hope
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Glurponia

Population8.869 billion

CapitalNorth Mars
LeaderFederal Council
FaithHomestuck

Currencystandardized unit
Animalmonster

The Tri-Planetary Coalition of Glurponia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Federal Council with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.869 billion Glurpons hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Mars. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Glurpone economy, worth a remarkable 1,958 trillion standardized units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 220,829 standardized units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed, Federal Council spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, and the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills. Crime is totally unknown. Glurponia's national animal is the monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Homestuck.

Glurponia is ranked 245,242nd in the world and 9,401st in The North Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 4.62 Whatever.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 161stMost Influential: 360thMost Secular: 477thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 486thMost Inclusive: 486thMost Pacifist: 657thMost Compassionate Citizens: 698thNicest Citizens: 784thLeast Corrupt Governments: 814thLargest Information Technology Sector: 883rdRudest Citizens: 909thLargest Welfare Programs: 913thMost Developed: 995thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,131stHealthiest Citizens: 1,140thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,145thSafest: 1,165thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,184thBest Weather: 1,209thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,408thSmartest Citizens: 1,419thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,509thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,621stLargest Governments: 1,732ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,823rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,963rdMost Advanced Public Education: 2,105thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,218thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,286thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,457thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,594thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,612thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,662ndMost Cultured: 4,095thLowest Crime Rates: 4,963rdHighest Average Incomes: 4,963rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,112thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,399thHighest Economic Output: 8,490thNudest: 11,392ndTop
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Most Stationary: 12,539thMost Politically Free: 17,052ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23,101st
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 24th in the regionMost Secular: 28th in the regionMost Inclusive: 31st in the regionMost Pacifist: 45th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 47th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 50th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 50th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 53rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 56th in the regionNicest Citizens: 56th in the regionRudest Citizens: 61st in the regionMost Developed: 62nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 67th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 70th in the regionSafest: 72nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 78th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 82nd in the regionBest Weather: 85th in the regionLargest Governments: 89th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 95th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 96th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 97th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 99th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 100th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 103rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 107th in the regionMost Influential: 116th in the regionMost Politically Free: 117th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 117th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 131st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 139th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 142nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 150th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 161st in the regionMost Cultured: 212th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 241st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 241st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 263rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 264th in the regionMost Stationary: 267th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 364th in the regionNudest: 401st in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 611th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 657th in the regionLargest Populations: 727th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Glurponia, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills.
  • : Glurponia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Glurponia, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.
  • : Following new legislation in Glurponia, Federal Council spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders.
  • : Glurponia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Glurponia, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed.
  • : Glurponia was endorsed by The Federation of Arctic Kingdoms.
  • : Glurponia was endorsed by The Republic of Logovets.
  • : Following new legislation in Glurponia, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path.
  • : Following new legislation in Glurponia, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters.

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