The Setting Sun of Globally Uneasy is a massive, safe nation, ruled by none with an even hand, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 3.367 billion Globally Uneasyians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dimmersun. The average income tax rate is 37.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Globally Uneasyian economy, worth 121 trillion rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,003 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The might of the entire Globally Uneasyian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index, and the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Globally Uneasy's national animal is the giraffe and its national religion is Spoonism.

Globally Uneasy is ranked 234,139^th in the world and 340^th in Dimmersun for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 62.36 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.