by Max Barry

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Most Conservative: 1,145thMost Authoritarian: 3,138thMost Ignorant Citizens: 9,303rd
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Global Protection Council

Population23 million

Animalsecurity drone

The Community of Global Protection Council is a small, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 23 million humans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The weak human economy, worth 681 billion digits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 29,619 digits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, Bambi has been banned, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and nudity is frowned upon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Global Protection Council's national animal is the security drone, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Global Protection Council is ranked 150,344th in the world and 51st in Maastricht for Most Primitive, scoring -73.48 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Conservative: 1,145thTop
Most Authoritarian: 3,138thMost Ignorant Citizens: 9,303rdTop
Most Extreme: 15,911thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19,411th
Most Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the region

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