The Lavender Delegate of Giovanniland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Giovanni I with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.548 billion Giovannilandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Giovannistadt. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Giovannilandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,029 trillion Golden Orbs a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 533,817 Golden Orbs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Giovannilandian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, the weather in Giovannistadt is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings', vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, and politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Giovanniland's national animal is the Lavender Macaw, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Violetism.

Giovanniland is ranked 177,245^th in the world and 3,977^th in the West Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 3.04 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.