The Wicked Woodpecker of Gio Farm 21 is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.017 billion Gio Farm 21ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 56.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Gio Farm 21ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,400 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 155,320 cards, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

The people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, Gio Farm 21ians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, scientists are not permitted to ask questions, and a tax exemption has created a new hunger for octogenarian millionaires dating women 60 years their younger. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gio Farm 21's national animal is the farmer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Gio Farm 21 is ranked 32,613^th in the world and 68^th in Giovanniland for Lowest Crime Rates, with 81.22 law-abiding acts per hour.