The Realm of Gildori is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, vat-grown people, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 1.575 billion Gildorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asterion. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Gildorian economy, worth 212 trillion Gilds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,790 Gilds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Recent events have left citizens both shaken and stirred, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, and sex-ed is child's play. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gildori's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Gildism.

Gildori is ranked 122,459^th in the world and 656^th in Europe for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,457.56 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.