Population | 12.825 billion |
Capital | Amber and Chaos |
Leader | Lord Oberon |
Faith | The Way of the Shaddows |
Currency | Jewel of Judgement |
Animal | Unicorn |
The Borderlands of Giant Redwoods is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Oberon with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 12.825 billion Giant Redwoodsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amber and Chaos. The average income tax rate is 81.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Giant Redwoodsian economy, worth a remarkable 5,205 trillion Jewels of Judgement a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 405,872 Jewels of Judgement, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, diplomacy is a foreign concept to Giant Redwoodsians, and the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Giant Redwoods's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Way of the Shaddows.
Giant Redwoods is ranked 55,819th in the world and 18th in Nordic Lands for Most Stationary, with 789.6586265626 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Giant Redwoods was endorsed by The Antarctic Empire of VeeVee.
- : Following new legislation in Giant Redwoods, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment.
- : Following new legislation in Giant Redwoods, diplomacy is a foreign concept to Giant Redwoodsians.
- : Following new legislation in Giant Redwoods, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : Following new legislation in Giant Redwoods, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries.
- : Following new legislation in Giant Redwoods, Lord Oberon is quite hard to get a hold of.
- : Giant Redwoods voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".
- : Giant Redwoods voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : Following new legislation in Giant Redwoods, advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references.
- : Following new legislation in Giant Redwoods, asking a cutie their star sign is always met with withering scorn.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 17 » Vinslott, Eastknam, Northern Dosletofe, Larsovania, Ulverfelt, Chrysanthemum State, La Familia Cardona, Umivo, Euraziea, Sannhetjord, Greater Fennoskandia, Catstonia, BonerPills, Providence-Saint George, Merethin, Amiria Grande, and VeeVee.