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Nudest: 5,315thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,217thMost Stationary: 10,554th
The Federal Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Throwing giant cat throw pillows for fun!
Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Giant Cat Throw Pillows

Population13.545 billion

CapitalCatopia
LeaderGiantest Cat Throw Pillow
FaithThrow Pillian

CurrencyMini Cat Throw Pillow
AnimalCat

The Federal Republic of Giant Cat Throw Pillows is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Giantest Cat Throw Pillow with an even hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, enslaved workforce, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 13.545 billion Giant Cat Throw Pillowsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Catopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.2%.

The all-consuming Giant Cat Throw Pillowsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,118 trillion Mini Cat Throw Pillows a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 82,566 Mini Cat Throw Pillows, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, and married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Giant Cat Throw Pillows's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Throw Pillian.

Giant Cat Throw Pillows is ranked 10,554th in the world and 3rd in Yarnia for Most Stationary, with 2,280.3720127832 days.

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Nudest: 5,315thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,217thMost Stationary: 10,554thLargest Retail Industry: 13,982ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,053rdTop
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Largest Black Market: 16,781stHighest Economic Output: 26,051stMost Devout: 27,081stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27,699thMost Influential: 29,415th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Giant Cat Throw Pillows, married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine.
  • : Following new legislation in Giant Cat Throw Pillows, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
  • : Following new legislation in Giant Cat Throw Pillows, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
  • : Following new legislation in Giant Cat Throw Pillows, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles.
  • : Following new legislation in Giant Cat Throw Pillows, parents are always up to speed on the latest childcare techniques.
  • : Following new legislation in Giant Cat Throw Pillows, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card.
  • : Following new legislation in Giant Cat Throw Pillows, burgers often list "miscellaneous meats" in their ingredients.
  • : Giant Cat Throw Pillows was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Giant Cat Throw Pillows was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Giant Cat Throw Pillows was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.

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