Population | 7.872 billion |
Capital | Sana'a |
Leader | Ḥasan Abdul-'Ali |
Faith | Dhammiya Shi'a |
Currency | rial |
Animal | hamadryas baboon |
The Sabaean Caliphate of Ghulat Yemen is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ḥasan Abdul-'Ali with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, rampant corporate plagiarism, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 7.872 billion Yemenis are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sana'a. The average income tax rate is 77.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Yemeni economy, worth a remarkable 1,436 trillion rials a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 182,457 rials, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.
Religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, a passport is literally priceless, adultery has been made a capital offence, and remarriage vows include hefty travel expenses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ghulat Yemen's national animal is the hamadryas baboon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dhammiya Shi'a.
Ghulat Yemen is ranked 115,843rd in the world and 36th in Pecan Sandies for Most Stationary, with 328.10571362332 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ghulat Yemen, remarriage vows include hefty travel expenses.
- : Following new legislation in Ghulat Yemen, adultery has been made a capital offence.
- : Following new legislation in Ghulat Yemen, a passport is literally priceless.
- : Following new legislation in Ghulat Yemen, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else.
- : Following new legislation in Ghulat Yemen, local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother.
- : Ghulat Yemen was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Ghulat Yemen, Ḥasan Abdul-'Ali's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will.
- : Following new legislation in Ghulat Yemen, commemoration of the Great Pecan Sandies War costs almost as much as the war itself.
- : Following new legislation in Ghulat Yemen, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
- : Following new legislation in Ghulat Yemen, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.