The ½ Interwebs ░ Cyberocracy of Ghoublins is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by ☺ The Undead Cyborg of Krenko Mob Boss with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.221 billion Ghoublins are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 🥚 Easter Egg Conspiracy ∙net 𒀭. The average income tax rate is 20.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Ghoublin economy, worth a remarkable 3,959 trillion ╦ Shiny Tin Scrap and Card 𓉢s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 429,439 ╦ Shiny Tin Scrap and Card 𓉢s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

90% of active duty GAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones, ☺ The Undead Cyborg of Krenko Mob Boss's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun", and there's a bustling black market for vegetables. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ghoublins's national animal is the § Superfluous Ottix Monster 𓃗, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ⸙This Statement Is False⸙.

Ghoublins is ranked 840^th in the world and 2^nd in Cataclyst Order for Most Patriotic, with 136.34 flags saluted per person per day.