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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,578thMost Influential: 2,107thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,548th
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Halte dich an die Regeln und tu was ich sage oder du st
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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German Tyrane

Population3.863 billion

CapitalTyraneoSaurous
LeaderS L Isaac Brecheortur Sr V
FaithIsaitianity

CurrencyReichsmark
AnimalGerman dreadnognt

The Dictatorship of German Tyrane is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by S L Isaac Brecheortur Sr V with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, sprawling nuclear power plants, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.863 billion German Tyraneans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TyraneoSaurous. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.9%.

The frighteningly efficient German Tyranean economy, worth 832 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 215,462 Reichsmarks, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

People invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids, holiday-makers leave on the same clandestine boats that illegal immigrants arrive in, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, and hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. German Tyrane's national animal is the German dreadnognt, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Isaitianity.

German Tyrane is ranked 2,947th in the world and 34th in Europe for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 18,306.65 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,578thMost Influential: 2,107thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,548thMost Armed: 2,756thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,947thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,122ndTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,315thMost Patriotic: 5,200thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,492ndMost Conservative: 6,784thLargest Mining Sector: 7,275thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,095thHighest Average Incomes: 8,745thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,890thMost Devout: 10,063rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,631stMost Efficient Economies: 10,801stLargest Governments: 11,048thLargest Black Market: 11,122ndLowest Crime Rates: 12,108thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,516thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,749thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,540thMost Developed: 17,128thLargest Retail Industry: 17,868thMost Cultured: 19,764thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,752ndHighest Poor Incomes: 25,340thLongest Average Lifespans: 25,933rdMost Authoritarian: 26,353rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 27,511thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 29,236th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Armed: 23rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 37th in the regionMost Conservative: 38th in the regionMost Patriotic: 38th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 48th in the regionMost Devout: 49th in the regionLargest Black Market: 55th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 68th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 71st in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 98th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 115th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 123rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 133rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 149th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in German Tyrane, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in German Tyrane, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • : Following new legislation in German Tyrane, holiday-makers leave on the same clandestine boats that illegal immigrants arrive in.
  • : Following new legislation in German Tyrane, people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids.
  • : Following new legislation in German Tyrane, it's always rabbit season.
  • : Following new legislation in German Tyrane, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in German Tyrane to be bombproof.
  • : Following new legislation in German Tyrane, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor.
  • : Following new legislation in German Tyrane, German Tyranean soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting.
  • : German Tyrane endorsed The Comrade commonwealth of Leviggo.
  • : German Tyrane endorsed The Republic of Binchiling Guy.

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