The Dictatorship of George Patton is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by General Patton with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed population of 7.001 billion Pattonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Camp Pendelton. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient George Pattonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,496 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 213,789 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

One-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", chain casinos dominate the national gambling market, and the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. George Patton's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is War.

George Patton is ranked 4,006^th in the world and 227^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 122.09 law-abiding acts per hour.