The Anarchist Republic of Gartohol is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by People with a fair hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, infamous sell-swords, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 3.343 billion Gartishes enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Education, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rekhtasat. The average income tax rate is 79.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gartoholian economy, worth 572 trillion Dinars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Retail, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 171,313 Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

A performance of the hit musical "Mamma Tua" has been delayed after squatters were found sleeping in the orchestra pit, repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios, and job satisfaction is a luxury many Gartishes can't afford. Crime is totally unknown. Gartohol's national animal is the Snow white Cheetah, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Gartohol is ranked 188,148^th in the world and 3,924^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -68.25 on the Scary Big Number Scale.