Population | 27.33 billion |
Leader | Leader |
Currency | pound |
Animal | woodpecker |
The Free Speaking Land of Garrulity is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 27.33 billion Garrulians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Healthcare, Education, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 21.1%.
The powerhouse Garrulityian economy, worth a remarkable 1,170 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 42,831 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.
Many of the country's largest dumps can be seen from space, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', and only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Garrulity's national animal is the woodpecker, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Garrulity is ranked 175,082nd in the world and 85th in Equilism for Most Stationary, with 89.24822760332 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Garrulity's influence in Equilism rose from "Hatchling" to "Squire".
- : Garrulity relocated from Balder to Equilism.
- : Garrulity was refounded in Balder.
- : Garrulity ceased to exist in Equilism.
- : Garrulity relocated from Warzone Europe to Equilism.
- : Garrulity relocated from Equilism to Warzone Europe.
- : Garrulity's influence in Equilism rose from "Zero" to "Squire".
- : Garrulity was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Five Fingered Discount of Ivetnia, curing 7 million infected.
- : Garrulity was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Five Fingered Discount of Ivetnia, curing 18 million infected.
- : Garrulity was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Five Fingered Discount of Ivetnia, curing 10 million infected.